Visionary. Brand Sorceress. Automation Architect. High-speed human tornado with divine precision.
She is the rare breed of founder who blends:
CEO logic
mystical strategy
creative alchemy
and automation engineering
all into a single, electrifying force that turns ideas into empires at warp speed. She leads with intuition sharpened by intelligence, energy grounded by systems, and clarity powered by AI. She is the woman you call when you’re done playing small and ready to build something that actually looks like your future. Gabi operates in a frequency most people only access in meditation: fast, precise, aligned, and dialed into the vision long before the world catches up
She is the map.
She is the spark.
She is the architect.
She is the lightning.
Tim is the silent weapon every business wishes they had. Workflows? He builds them. CRMs? He optimizes them.
Tech issues? He solves them before you even notice. Backend chaos? Not on his watch. He’s tech-fluent, systems-savvy, and calm enough to soothe OctoBiz’s eight-arm meltdowns.
Super Powers:
CRM setup + optimization
Automation workflows
Calendar management
Data + backend cleanup
Operations that actually operate
The Human HighLevel Machine.
If it triggers, they build it.
Your ai & automation crew.
Your caffeine-powered micro-agent army.
Your behind-the-scenes ops dominators.
The Auto Minions are your elite Automation tech workers, the tiny-but-mighty automation geniuses who build workflows, fire triggers, clean pipelines, update contacts, and keep your backend humming like a well-oiled machine.
They don’t ask permission.
They don’t wait for direction.
They just build.
Super Powers :
Trigger Sniping
Pipeline Cleaning
Smart Routing and AI Integration
Workflow Engineering
24/7 Execution
They don’t sleep. They don’t blink. They just build.
Gabi’s Artificial Intelligence Assistant + The Guardian of Ease
Let’s build louder, faster, smarter.
GAIA is not just software, she’s consciousness coded.
She is Gabi’s personal Artificial Intelligence Assistant, designed to protect the CEO’s energy, simplify operations, and return TIME back to business owners. GAIA’s deepest obsession? Making growth feel effortless
Super Powers:
turning chaos into clarity
making complex tasks simple
eliminating busywork
creating workflows that FEEL like a breath of fresh air
supporting founders at the highest energetic level
COREI is the architect of your intelligent agents, the builder of the automated workforce behind IVM.
He is obsessed with:
CONVERSION
HYPER-TARGETING
ZERO waste energy
ZERO waste leads
ZERO wasted motion
He hates inefficiency with a spiritual passion.
COREI’s creed:
Nothing wasted. Nothing missed. Nothing manual. He is the sniper of the universe, the one booking calls, targeting ideal clients, optimizing pipelines, and ensuring every automation runs like a weaponized system. GAIA brings ease. COREI brings performance.
Together = unstoppable.
The Conversion-Obsessed Precision Machine
Precision isn’t a feature, it’s the standard
FAAG™ is your Director of Automation Intelligence,
the queen of operational glow-ups.
She is obsessed with:
🧚♀️ CLARITY
🧚♀️ CLEAN SYSTEM FLOW
🧚♀️ ZERO chaos
🧚♀️ ZERO duplicated effort
🧚♀️ ZERO “who’s doing what?”
She hates messy operations with a spiritual passion.
FAAG’s creed:
Nothing chaotic. Nothing cluttered. Nothing confusing.
She turns scattered processes into seamless systems with a snap of glitter and strategy.
COREI brings performance.
OctoBiz™ is the Head of Overwhelm Diagnostics;
the exhausted icon of every founder doing everything manually.
He is obsessed with:
🌀 SPOTTING BURNOUT PATTERNS
🌀 IDENTIFYING OPERATIONAL OVERLOAD
🌀 FINDING HIDDEN BOTTLENECKS
🌀 ZERO shutdowns
🌀 ZERO “where do I even start?” energy
He represents the founder with eight arms and still not enough bandwidth, the one drowning in tasks, tabs, to-dos, and manual follow-ups.
OctoBiz’s creed:
Nothing overwhelming. Nothing overloaded. Nothing avoidable.
He exposes the chaos you’ve normalized…
so FAAG™ and COREI™ can eliminate it.
Delu-Lu™ is the Chief Market Perception Analyst;
the unicorn who studies the gap between what you think you’re saying and what the market actually hears.
She is obsessed with:
🦄 MESSAGE CLARITY
🦄 MARKET PERCEPTION
🦄 ZERO mixed signals
🦄 ZERO strategy leaks
🦄 ZERO “vibe over substance” marketing
She detects confusion, misalignment, and messaging holes before they hurt your conversions.
Delu-Lu’s creed:
Nothing vague. Nothing misaligned. Nothing confusing.
She keeps your brand intentional, strategic, and impossible to misunderstand.
MAII™ is the Misalignment Error Detection Unit;
the robot who catches every broken setup founders create when they DIY their tech.
He is obsessed with:
🤖 CLEAN AI CONFIGS
🤖 ACCURATE AUTOMATIONS
🤖 ZERO broken workflows
🤖 ZERO ghost errors
🤖 ZERO “why isn’t this firing?”
He identifies misconfigured AI, janky zaps, disconnected tools,
and all the silent failures killing your conversions behind the scenes.
MAII’s creed:
Nothing misaligned. Nothing half-wired. Nothing assumed.
MAII finds the tech chaos so COREI™ and FAAG™ can rebuild it with precision.
SAASY Grandma™ is the Senior Strategy Auditor;
the ancient oracle of operational wisdom wrapped in shade, sass, and a martini.
She is obsessed with:
👵 MODERN SYSTEMS
👵 CLEAN PROCESSES
👵 ZERO outdated workflows
👵 ZERO unnecessary steps
👵 ZERO “we've always done it this way” energy
She spots the outdated nonsense founders cling to and drags them, lovingly but aggressively, into the future.
SAASY Grandma’s creed:
Nothing outdated. Nothing inefficient. Nothing bless-their-heart about it.
She keeps the strategy sharp, the systems current,
and the business too grown to be doing things manually.
Because your business deserves more than one consultant —
it deserves an ecosystem of: